You say a few degrees I say more degrees...Let's call the whole thing off!

If there is disagreement on the approach angle and bank of the plane hitting the Pentagon in an official report and from online bloggers, then we can safely assume that the plane, in fact, did not exist.

--From SawyerHome.net’s What I Learned from
9-11 Conspiracy Theories

The Discovery Channel or Tom and Jerry?

Although a simple concrete barrier can sucker punch a dump truck to a dead stop and virtually atomize a fighter jet, we should expect the impact site of a passenger jet on the world's largest reinforced concrete building to be marked by a plane-shaped hole in the wall.

--From SawyerHome.net’s What I Learned from 9-11 Conspiracy Theories

Any, Many, Miny, Missile

Of all the types of aircraft described by witnesses at the WTC and Pentagon, we should choose to believe only the ones that fit our theories, not the ones that describe actual planes that are missing that contained actual passengers who are missing and whose body parts and DNA were found at the crash sites and whose planes were tracked to impact.

--From SawyerHome.net’s What I Learned from 9-11 Conspiracy Theories

"Cheney! I knew we forgot something!!!"

The same nefarious conspirators that pulled off the single largest concerted suicide attack in history forgot to make a hole in the Pentagon to help fake the airliner impact site.

--From SawyerHome.net’s What I Learned from 9-11 Conspiracy Theories

Inconvenient Passengers

Because the shape of the impact holes in the WTC towers and the Pentagon don't match what I think the shape of the planes should be, then it must have been some other type of craft that did the damage, in spite of all of the eyewitness reports and physical evidence to the contrary. Which means that, since the alleged hijacked aircraft are, indeed, missing, and the passengers on said aircraft are, indeed, missing, then the government must have landed those passenger jets in secret somewhere, removed the people, killed them, dismembered them, sprinkled their remains around the crash sites somehow, and destroyed/hid the aircraft somewhere else. Masterful. Much more convincing than just actually crashing the planes into the buildings in the first place.

--From SawyerHome.net’s What I Learned from
9-11 Conspiracy Theories

The Aeronautical Debris Easter Bunny?

If a large, thin-skinned aircraft impacts the side of a thick concrete building at 400mph, and only small pieces of the aircraft are found outside on the lawn, then it's obvious the pieces were planted there, and a plane didn't crash at all.

--From SawyerHome.net’s What I Learned from
9-11 Conspiracy Theories

"Hey. Did You Hear Something?"

The government planted explosives at the exact aircraft impact sites of the Pentagon and both WTC towers, the explosives and activity surrounding their placement went completely unnoticed, the rigging of the explosives was unharmed by the aircraft impacts and subsequent infernos, and they went off exactly when planned.

--From SawyerHome.net’s What I Learned from
9-11 Conspiracy Theories

"Just A Few Men With Box Cutters!"

Even though our civilian airliner pilots had been trained to cooperate with hijackers and not try to physically resist, and even though short knives and box cutters were allowed in carry-on luggage, we shouldn't believe the absurd claim that four or five strong and very determined men armed with knives and a fanatic eagerness to die killing Americans could take over an unlocked cockpit.

--From SawyerHome.net’s What I Learned from
9-11 Conspiracy Theories

Pentagon: Spontaneously Generating Debris

If the aeronatical debris was truly planted, wouldn't an eyewitness or a television camera (who were both instantly on the scene) attest to this?

--The Director